ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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