): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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