I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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