did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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