I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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