Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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