i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize