is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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