oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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