Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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