Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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