After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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