So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
