You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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