On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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