His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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