when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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