He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
