come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I have already put on my inside pants.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
