This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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