Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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