um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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