she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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