It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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