and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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