i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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