Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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