You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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