i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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