Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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