im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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