well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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