hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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