i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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