i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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