she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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