problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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