I wannas sexs uuuuu
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We talked him into tasing himself.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Randomize
