I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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