im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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