this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Everything about him screamed your future.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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