Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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