I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
In America we eat man semen.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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