you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
