I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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