people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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