he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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