no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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