I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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