This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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