1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Drunk is not a location!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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