The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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