I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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