i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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