"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just high enough for therapy.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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