I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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