You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
