Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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